FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

paxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

suxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

People who confuse the words “burro” and “burrow” don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Alxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

If you look at the different kinds of sugar that actually exist, this joke writes itself. I modified the actual definitions somewhat, and...perfect! Granulated Sugar: Also known as table sugar or white sugar, this is the most common type. Sweet but a bit dull? Powdered Sugar: (kinda obvious how that date will go...) Brown Sugar: (supply your own fantasy here...admit it, everyone has one) Raw Sugar: Get them tested first... Caster Sugar: Also known as superfin...

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eRxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

"Still Kicking but Not High. Eating The Peaches, but Not The Pie"

fixxxxxx

Weston, FL, USA

What do you call a sugarbaby that doesn't want physical/sexual contact.? Answer..... BROKE!...

Igxxxxxx

Ormond Beach, FL, USA

How much Sugar do u like in your Coffee? A lot to make it sweet so I'll cum back for more

rixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Sugar baby is similar to picking stocks , right ones take to you to the SKY and the other ones make you DIE !! LOL

Scxxxxxx

Ridgway, CO, USA

Why do bees have sticky hair? Cuz they use honeycombs.

mixxxxxx

Flagstaff, AZ, USA

I told my boss that three companies were after me. He asked which ones. I said gas, electric, and water

anxxxxxx

Lincoln, CA, USA

The SB workout plan: lifting shopping bags counts as strength training.

loxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

cuddling and hugging, kissing and caressing.........

YOxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

I like my coffee like I like my travel plans: strong, rich, and paired with a beach view.

juxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the duck go to jail? For selling quack. Ha

joxxxxxx

Puebla City, PUE, MEX

Y... ¿Tú sabes cómo se despiden los químicos? - Ácido un gusto

Clxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

mixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why was the bike laying on its side? Because it was TWO-TIRED LMFAOOOOOOO

Ruxxxxxx

Newark, CA, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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THxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What's the square root of 69? 8 SOMETHIN'!! haha. Get it?

hUxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

"I can confidently say I know how to handle wild horses, tight budgets, and successful men. Two of those things require a lot of patience, and the other requires a spa day."

paxxxxxx

Bulacan, Central Luzon, PHL

What do you blow to make a wish? -hmmmmmh a sugar daddy? Huhu