FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Bexxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

saxxxxxx

Hollywood, FL, USA

I need a sugar daddy not a splenda Daddy....... :)

itxxxxxx

La Crosse, IN, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

mixxxxxx

Vacaville, CA, USA

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you... and now I am smiling.

aixxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar cube go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart-ie! What did the sugar cube say to the tea? "I’m so sweet on you! Why did the sugar go to the doctor? It was feeling a little refined. Don’t be salty, stay sugary! You're like sugar—you make everything batter. My doctor told me my sugar was too high, so I moved it to a lower shelf.

Maxxxxxx

Axton, VA, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite exercise?Running up the credit card balance!

Boxxxxxx

Venice, FL, USA

If a rich man is called a sugar daddy what is a poor man called?? salty daddy...hahaha

yexxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the relationship was going to the next level!

onxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator on a date? To make sure the chemistry adds up… and the allowance does too.

Vixxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

He said, “Would you still date me if I was broke?” I said, “Would you still text me if I was ugly?”

ofxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why was the sugar always calm? Because it knew how to "granulate" its feelings.

mixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

what do a puppy and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? they both have wet noses

jaxxxxxx

Lake Geneva, WI, USA

Why can't a blind man go skydiving? It would scare the dog

LIxxxxxx

Makati City, Metro Manila, PHL

What did the sugar say to the coffee? Without me, you’d be bitter!

skxxxxxx

Horn Lake, MS, USA

“I don’t have a sugar daddy. I have a glucose guardian.”

bexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Wat does a deaf gynecologist do????? Lol read lips

Blxxxxxx

Haryana, HR, IND

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to dinner with her sugar daddy? Because she wanted to make sure the relationship added up… and that the dessert was fully covered!

coxxxxxx

Towson, MD, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

mixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What turns generosity into pleasure? A sugar baby like me!

itxxxxxx

Gaithersburg, MD, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with his sugar baby? Candy crush.