FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

buxxxxxx

MAR, MAR

What’s the difference between me and the sea? The sea is salty, but I'm extra sweet!

chxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan!

sixxxxxx

Douglasville, GA, USA

I saw this on Facebook... 'What is the gender neutral term for sugar daddy?' -a glucose guardian

soxxxxxx

Vernonia, OR, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite kind of exercise? Running up the credit card!

SBxxxxxx

Salem, OR, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls just wanna have funds.

Doxxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal!

Coxxxxxx

Billings, MT, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Emxxxxxx

Zurich, ZH, CHE

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

saxxxxxx

Barnet, LND, GBR

Knock, knock whose there? Bud, bud who? Budweiser my favorite joke

Suxxxxxx

Erie, PA, USA

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar. Haha that's all I have I'm usually the one listening to the dad jokes!

jaxxxxxx

Lakewood, CO, USA

My fave jokes!! •I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000. “ •Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy, You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

blxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

MOxxxxxx

Live Oak, TX, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Zaxxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

A guy sees this older man crying on the curb of a sidewalk, sits down next to him, and asks "Hey buddy, what wrong?". The older man replies "Ever since my wife died, I found this younger woman, a sweet really beautiful young thing. She comforts me, she cooks and makes me all of my favorite dishes. We cuddle on the couch after dinner and then when we go to bed she makes love to me like I haven't felt since I was 20". The guy asks to see a picture of her, and he pulls o...

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Zaxxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

A guy sees this older man crying on the curb of a sidewalk, sits down next to him, and asks "Hey buddy, what wrong?". The older man replies "Ever since my wife died, I found this younger woman, a sweet really beautiful young thing. She comforts me, she cooks and makes me all of my favorite dishes. We cuddle on the couch after dinner and then when we go to bed she makes love to me like I haven't felt since I was 20". The guy asks to see a picture of her, and he pulls o...

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Whxxxxxx

Southern Pines, NC, USA

My three best pick up lines are: GMC, Chevy, and Ford. Come on, you chuckled.

suxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

Tyxxxxxx

Thurmont, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a credit card to bed? Because he knew it was the only thing that could swipe her off her feet!

SAxxxxxx

Shepherdsville, KY, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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jAxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds