FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

DFxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you get when Darth Vader & an elephant procreate? ----An ele-vader

pbxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

What did the sugar say to the spoon? “You stir me up in the sweetest way!”

Stxxxxxx

Saratoga Springs, NY, USA

I was supposed to meet this girl at the gym. She stood me up! I That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

arxxxxxx

Bradenton, FL, USA

What do women and condoms have in common? If they are not on your dick than they are in your wallet. Lol

prxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Why did the sugar go on a date? Because it was looking for a sweet connection!

slxxxxxx

Gainesville, FL, USA

I was shopping at Publix and this young hot lady comes up to me and says Sugar Daddy give me some sugar and I said okay but where's your coffee ?

stxxxxxx

King of Prussia, PA, USA

Girls just wanna have funds :-) A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen...

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Jaxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy cross the road? To get to the ATM on the other side!

itxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Why did the sugar baby take a job at the bakery? Because she heard that’s where the dough is!

Emxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby carry a mirror? To show the sugar daddy his sweetest reflection!

Yoxxxxxx

Vernon, BC, CAN

Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving..

Itxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra... That's the joke lololol

tixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Knock knock Who's there? My new sugar daddy Knock knock Whos there? Is me again...

Hoxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

Two blondes are driving to Disneyland when they see a sign that says "Disneyland Left" So they turn around and go home...

loxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

cuxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

What's a sugar baby's favorite type of candy? Sugar daddies, of course!

daxxxxxx

Bolton by Bowland, LAN, GBR

I'm hoping you will entertain me with some jokes, it's definitely not my strongest point .... oh wait apart from my ex husband... he's a joke.

moxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

If you look closely to the sun you'll see me standing there . Cause I'm so hot

Drxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Drxxxxxx

Skamokawa, WA, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.