FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

soxxxxxx

Burlington, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a spoon to the date? Because they knew they were about to stir up some sweet fun!

Skxxxxxx

Bothell, WA, USA

Why did the sugar baby major in economics? Because she’s got a supply, knows the demand, and never forgets to inflate her assets.

Baxxxxxx

Bloemfontein, FS, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby go to math class? To learn how to calculate her worth.

Skxxxxxx

Bothell, WA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the bedroom? Because she doesn’t do anything without determining if the interest is there.

Juxxxxxx

Eaton, NY, USA

Be careful around stairs... They always seem like they're up to something.

Swxxxxxx

Ankeny, IA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

moxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

1. What kind of sauce does a DJ put on his pizza? Mari- na - nara HAHAHA

KOxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Biology class was overheard the following.. "The Sperm is made up of Glucose!, the same material Sugar is made of.." A Girl raised her hand: "Then why doesn't it taste like Sugar?" :)

opxxxxxx

Laurens, NY, USA

What do you call a fit sugar daddy?... a pixi stick! What do you call a sugar daddy who only works out his wallet?.. A sugar lump! What does a sugar daddy say to someone when he's flattering an SB?.. I'm sweetener up What's it called when your sugar daddy drops a huge amount on dinner?... a gumdrop What's the term for a SD ghosting after the first date?.. a cavity What's a catfish/cheap SD called?.. a Sweet’N Low What's fast driving with an SD like?....

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chxxxxxx

Lawton, OK, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite workout? Running up the sugar ladder!

saxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

taxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

Daxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What do you call and every day potato? A common tater!

Buxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What do you call a dancing pig? Shakin' Bacon!!!

chxxxxxx

Oakville, ON, CAN

They say life is short—so make it sweet! Here’s a light one to brighten your day: “Why did the sugar cube go to therapy? " Because it couldn’t deal with all the pressure!”

Pexxxxxx

New York County, NY, USA

Did you hear about the new official song for sugar babies? It's an old 80's hit by Cindy Lauper entitled, "Girls Just Want To Have FUNDS."

arxxxxxx

Conway, AR, USA

Why did the sugar daddy refuse to play cards? Because he couldn’t deal with anything less than an ace

cexxxxxx

Lorain, OH, USA

How does sugar stay in shape? It does sweet curls!

moxxxxxx

Council Bluffs, IA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

moxxxxxx

Council Bluffs, IA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.