FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Portland, ME, USA

"I told my money to grow up. It said it was still a sugar baby."

L4xxxxxx

Burnaby, BC, CAN

What did one sugar cube say to the other? >>>> We're going to have a sweet time together!

lixxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

A guy asks a lawyer about his fees. “I charge $50 for three questions”, the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?”, the guy asks. “Yes, I suppose so”, the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?” How is marriage like a three-ring circus? There's the engagement ring, wedding ring, then suffering. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da-brie was everywhere. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man run...

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Luxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What did baby tortilla chip say to papa tortilla chip? That's nacho cheese! :)

Maxxxxxx

Johor Bahru, Johor, MYS

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!

Emxxxxxx

Wellsburg, WV, USA

Q: What did one been saying to the other when they found out they were twins? A: I can't bee-lieve it!

Mexxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

“Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to her date? To make sure his numbers add up right — especially the zeros.”

joxxxxxx

Pembroke Pines, FL, USA

I heard some of y'all are looking for sugar... May I suggest some good ole dark chocolate :))

Elxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite exercise? Making deposits!

saxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the Avon lady make a noise when she walked? Because her lipstick

bbxxxxxx

Overland Park, KS, USA

Why do ducks have tails? To hide their buttquacks.....

myxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why did the sugar couple laugh so much? Because their love was extra sugary

zaxxxxxx

Minnetonka, MN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map? To find his sweetest investment!

hoxxxxxx

Ash Flat, AR, USA

Why did the sugar daddy get a job at the bakery? Because he already knew how to sugarcoat everything!

kaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they wanted to take things to the next level! Hope that sweetened your day!

ebxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Haha all I want is someone older , wiser and emotionally mature enough to text back with PUNCTUATION!

nixxxxxx

Odessa, TX, USA

I heard this one so don't come for me I'm not good at telling jokes... My friend is a blonde she asked me "What are those things you blow to make a wish come true?" Me "Sugar daddies?" lol

hoxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his sugar baby had high standards!

Goxxxxxx

Munich, BY, DEU

Was sagt das Sugar Baby, wenn der Sugar Daddy nach der „Beziehung“ fragt? „Ich dachte, wir machen erstmal ‘nen Probelauf — ohne Garantie und mit viel Kaffee!“

quxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

I’m not saying I’m sweet… but I might just give you a cavity.