FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

gixxxxxx

Mountain Home, AR, USA

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

prxxxxxx

Springdale, AR, USA

Are you a scientist because i wanna see you on the table periodically.

nixxxxxx

Reidsville, NC, USA

I’m not a dentist, but I do know how to make you smile.”

alxxxxxx

Calabasas, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To meet her Daddy at his level.

Kaxxxxxx

Bridgeport, CT, USA

Why did the sugar cube get promoted? Because it was always so sweet and never crumbled under pressure!

Mixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a backpack to the coffee date? Because she came prepared to secure the bag—and a latte love!

suxxxxxx

Riley, IN, USA

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!

Goxxxxxx

White House, TN, USA

A turtle was robbed at central park by some snails. He called the police and when they asked if he saw them or had a description, he replied " I didn’t get a good look because it happened so fast!"

Bixxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a horse that lives next door? Your neighhhhhbor

jaxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why did the sugar cube break up with the coffee? because it just wasn't sweet enough anymore

anxxxxxx

Oceanside, CA, USA

What does winnie the pooh call his toes? Poohtoes

vexxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

Where do red-necks sit when they go to heaven....by GOD lol

koxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

what did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi. I'm terrible at jokes, but I can most definitely make you laugh at times. When you get to know me

pixxxxxx

New Haven, CT, USA

What do you call a wingless fly? A walk (badumtss)

tjxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

I told my sugar daddy I wanted something that sparkles… He brought me a bottle of Sprite. We’re both learning

Coxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Why did I bring whipped cream to the date? Because if things go south, dessert is still on the table

loxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

thxxxxxx

Downey, CA, USA

Why did the sugar go on a date? Because it found someone sweet enough to stir things up!

Quxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

I was kicked out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't want me critter sizing.

urxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

Why did the donut go to Therapy? It felt empty inside.