FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Unxxxxxx

Avalon Beach, NSW, AUS

How does sugar flirt? She whispers sweet nothings.

Gaxxxxxx

Flower Mound, TX, USA

..Swipe right does not always mean "credit card"..

inxxxxxx

Bradford, BRD, GBR

How would you make a wish? Blow on a sugar daddyyy

lixxxxxx

Clearwater, FL, USA

If I like you I'd definitely pay your future alimony haha

caxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

"You're so sweet, I think I'll keep you forever...or at least until my money runs out!"

Gexxxxxx

Brampton, ON, CAN

1-Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn't stop dissolving under pressure! 2-What do you call a book about sugar? A sweet read! 3-Why don't sugar cubes ever get lost? Because they always stay in the same place in the sugar bowl! 4-What did one sugar say to the other during a tough conversation? "We need to take this with a grain of sugar!" 5'Why was the sugar so good at math? Because it always found the sweet spot! 6-How does sugar greet its frie...

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chxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy, you waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

JOxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Mung beans jumped off the building and turned into red beans.Even though you don't want to laugh.

Drxxxxxx

Pompton Lakes, NJ, USA

Make sure he's sweet to you. If not then he's sour and you should spit him out!

Vixxxxxx

Newcastle, NSW, AUS

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

What does a sugar daddy say during a romantic evening? "Let's sync our calendars for the next getaway!"

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy use a spreadsheet at dinner? To keep track of all the sweet moments!

cuxxxxxx

Leeuwarden, FR, NLD

Probably I'm more masculine than my past boyfriend's. They have to hit on girls to feel though.

bexxxxxx

Swansea, IL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal

rexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Don't call me handsome unless you're gonna hand some of that ass.

nIxxxxxx

Beaumont, TX, USA

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? .. One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean

19xxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

Why does the sugar baby love to climb a honey coated ladder? So she can earn/attain a Sweeter allowance He He

Zoxxxxxx

Evergreen, AL, USA

I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila

fixxxxxx

Rockford, IL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery ? because he wanted to find him a sweet treat

krxxxxxx

Brick, NJ, USA

I'm a dad, joke girl tell me some dad jokes and I'll be obsessed with you