FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

Lima, OH, USA

why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner ? because she heard the allowance was on another level .

soxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she heard the allowance was on another level.

COxxxxxx

Jacksonville, AR, USA

Why did the SD get a dog? Because he heard diamonds are girl's best friends, but a dog is a man's!!!

soxxxxxx

Barlovento, Miranda, VEN

Quiero un consentidor rico

rixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever get parking tickets? Because they’re always with someone who knows how to pay their way out of anything. What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of workout? Spoil-ups. One gift… two gifts… three gifts… and repeat. Why did the sugar baby bring sunscreen to the first date? Because she knew she was about to bask in some serious attention and affection.

lyxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar get invited to all the parties? .... because it was so sweet!

sixxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard he was a high-value man!

baxxxxxx

Tingley, LDS, GBR

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel LOL funny

baxxxxxx

Tingley, LDS, GBR

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel LOL funny

Elxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard he was high value!

inxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a suitcase to brunch? Because she heard her sugar daddy was serving sweet “deals” to go!

blxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates

shxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring an umbrella to her date? Because she heard it might rain... cash!

Moxxxxxx

Reston, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar cube that sings? Sweet harmony!

msxxxxxx

Fort Meade, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he heard his baby only dates people on her level

hexxxxxx

Beacon, NY, USA

Why did the sugar ask the chocolate on a date? Because it had a sweet tooth!

Sexxxxxx

Toorak, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she heard the stakes were high! (And so is her taste in dessert.)

Vexxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

Why can't a cow wear flip flops? Because they lactose

elxxxxxx

Jackson, TN, USA

Okay. So I love dumb jokes and puns. What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Most people say R, but like arrrrg) You think it's the R. But it's really the C. (Like the sea)

chxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy’s house?” Because she heard the allowance was on another level!