FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

blxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

Why do females fart after they pee? They gotta blow dry cause they can't shake and wiggle it... what ya think lol?

dixxxxxx

Lake Worth, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the bank? Because she heard the sugar was in high interest!

thxxxxxx

Highland Home, AL, USA

My friend said she found a sugar daddy. Turns out, he just owns a candy store. Still pretty sweet, though!

Buxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy's house? She heard the sugar was on a higher level!

Buxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy's house? She heard the sugar was on a higher level!

Hoxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

What did the Mexican guy say when his car got stolen? Carlos

Mixxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby carry a map? — To make sure she always found the richest route.

lixxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”

saxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs!???? Ground Beef!!!!

onxxxxxx

East London, EC, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy join SugarDaddyMeet? Because he wanted to sweeten someone's life and finally found a site where his wallet could do the talking!

Urxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush Being a sugar daddy is the same thing as being a pet owner you waste all your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes The only thing you need for a sweet dream is sugar

juxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!

Shxxxxxx

Newport News, VA, USA

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure :) Just kidding.

juxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

whats the difference between a light bulb & a pregnant person? you cant unscrew a pregnant person!!! loll

kaxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I bend over again?

dexxxxxx

Independence, MO, USA

Muffin compares to your sweetness

baxxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't piano tuna. Then you ask "whats the glue for?" And i say "people always get stuck on that one" lol i'm a sucker for dad jokes

moxxxxxx

Chester, PA, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever get lost? They always follow the money trail.

jaxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

lixxxxxx

Tullahoma, TN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? To help someone reach new heights together!