FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Gixxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!" l tried my best guys that's all l can say

clxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot lol

goxxxxxx

Oxnard, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the sugar was high quality!

naxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Scene From Holes: Girl: Time Tired Grandpa Granddad: Well That's Too Damn

jaxxxxxx

Tallahassee, FL, USA

What does a ghost call his true love? His ghoul friend :)

Ebxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

My daddy gives me so much sugar, that my Doctor told me that's why I'm always so hyper active.

gixxxxxx

Jeffreys Bay, EC, ZAF

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn’t cope without attention!

tixxxxxx

La Crosse, WI, USA

what did the tomato say to the other tomato during the race ketchup

Chxxxxxx

Rizal, Calabarzon, PHL

Why was the sugar cube always calm? It knew how to dissolve its problems.

stxxxxxx

Oshkosh, WI, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush!

mixxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

A sugar baby asks her sugar daddy, "What's the difference between you and a fairy godmother?" He smiled, "Well, a fairy godmother grants wishes with magic. I just have a more efficient wand."

mixxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

A sugar baby asks her sugar daddy, "What's the difference between you and a fairy godmother?" He smiled, "Well, a fairy godmother grants wishes with magic. I just have a more efficient wand."

Suxxxxxx

BAN, PHL

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake. *copy pasted from reddit*

Ouxxxxxx

Blenheim, MBH, NZL

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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laxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Easier to climb into that wallet!

SIxxxxxx

Charles Town, WV, USA

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? I'm the one she's going to eat.

HAxxxxxx

Boxford, SFK, GBR

Paddy the boxer got both ears bitten off in the ring. He went to a plastic surgeon but the surgeon said "oh Paddy I've only got a dogs ear and a pigs ear. Paddy replied "That will have to do as my glasses keep falling off. 2 months later Paddy goes back to the surgeon for a checkup. "Hello Paddy, how are you getting on with the dogs ear and the pigs ear?. Paddy replies "well with the dogs ear i can hear for miles but the pigs ear has crackling!!

Sexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

-Why did the sugar baby go to the doctor? Because they were feeling a little "drained" from all the "arrangements". -What did the gravestone of a sugar baby say? "Paid in full

Goxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts.

loxxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”