FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

loxxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”

chxxxxxx

Arbroath, ANS, GBR

I asked my sugar daddy for something expensive and shiny. He brought me a mirror. Rude… but not wrong.

Chxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you BLOW to make all your wishes come true ? ~ a sugar daddy lol

amxxxxxx

Ogden, UT, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she heard the allowance was through the roof!

CHxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

Why do sugar daddies love cloud storage? Because they're always on cloud nine with their sugar babies!

CHxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls live!

99xxxxxx

Mobile, AL, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Sexxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

A girl introduced a guy to her friends...this isn't my Sugar daddy...he's my Splenda Daddy!

frxxxxxx

Lincoln, NE, USA

Why don't koalas hang around other bears? Because they don't meet the koalafacations

Maxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Joke of the day : Read the vowels in the name " CELINE DION " out loud . Thank you & Your Welcome

muxxxxxx

Manchester, CT, USA

Why did the lemonade only date CEOs? Because darling, with this level of taste, only premium sugar will do. ;)

muxxxxxx

Manchester, CT, USA

Why did the lemonade only date CEOs? Because darling, with this level of taste, only premium sugar will do. ;)

vixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy" He is artificial sweetener

huxxxxxx

Stockbridge, GA, USA

What did the sugar baby say when her sugar daddy gave her a diamond bracelet? "Thanks, but I was hoping for something that would appreciate in value... like a new liver!"

daxxxxxx

Navarre, FL, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love? A candy crush.... ok come on I know you laughed a little!

abxxxxxx

Newcastle upon Tyne, NET, GBR

“Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!”

Nixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A Candy Crush!

dexxxxxx

Temecula, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? To help me reach my goals(; #WhenYourSugarDaddyComesPrepared

Daxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Education Jokes 1. Why was the students report card wet? ( it was below C level) 2. Where do pencils go on vacation? ( Pennsylvania) 3. Why did the girl bring lipstick and eyeshadow to school? ( She had a make - up test)

texxxxxx

Bunbury, WA, AUS

Why do ducks have tails? To hide their butt quacks.