FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

roxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? To take the relationship to the next level.

frxxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with Splenda? Because she wanted the real thing—no artificial providers allowed!

roxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

cuxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I asked for something sweet and rich. The barista gave me a mocha… but I was really talking about you.

Suxxxxxx

Wood River, IL, USA

Why is sugar always so positive? It's never salty!

Afxxxxxx

Gävle, Gävleborg, SWE

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on a date? To reach new financial heights.

LExxxxxx

West Monroe, LA, USA

What do you cal a sugar daddy that falls in love with his sugar baby????? CANSY CRUSH

Gaxxxxxx

Thomaston, GA, USA

Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? Because he was losing interest.

Sixxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

I like my coffee like I like my men— rich, strong, and ready to keep me up all night.

Baxxxxxx

Voorhees Township, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy get kicked out of the bakery? Because he kept trying to spoil all the cupcakes!

elxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go broke? Because his wallet got diabetes!

Kixxxxxx

Longview, TX, USA

How do you make a sugar daddy smile? Just add a little sweetness!

Moxxxxxx

Cleveland, GA, USA

If cooKING is for women then it should be called cooQUEEN and not cooKING. Am i right?? Hahahahhaahhaha

daxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

What do you call a boy at your front door with no arms or legs? Matt ;)

brxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no BODY to go with!

BExxxxxx

Strand, WC, ZAF

I can see in the comment section here's quite alot of maintenance workers with their ladders. Anyway why did the sugar baby bring the ladder to the date? To show the daddy she's hard working.

sexxxxxx

Mankato, MN, USA

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”

rexxxxxx

Carbondale, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was going up!

bexxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Are you a camera? Because everytime I see you I smile

brxxxxxx

DeLand, FL, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan