FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Maxxxxxx

Phillipsburg, NJ, USA

How does a woman get her Sugar Daddy excited on their first date? She shows up.

alxxxxxx

Nashua, NH, USA

When a sugar daddy falls in love with his sugar baby... is that called a CandyCrush?

mixxxxxx

Pflugerville, TX, USA

What do you call the butt of a duck? ButtQUACK!

Baxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard the allowance was going to new heights!

faxxxxxx

Bournemouth, BMH, GBR

I used to think I'm indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... But nonetheless, if you're looking for a bad girl then look no further - I'm bad at everything

clxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

My wife and kids left me because I'm obsessed with horse racing... AND THEYRE OFF!

swxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

kinda corny but what do you call a nosey gynaecologist? a lip reader lol

laxxxxxx

Ushaw Moor, ENG, GBR

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was going to be high!

nixxxxxx

Valdosta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard her allowance was about to go up!

Rixxxxxx

Bristol, ENG, GBR

Why did Santa stop smoking? It was bad for his ELF.

MExxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby take a math class? To learn how to count on someone else.

jlxxxxxx

Yorkton, SK, CAN

“Why did the sugar baby break up with her calculator? Because she was done with someone who couldn’t add value to her life!”

OPxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? Because he heard the sugar was on another level!

crxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Heard a joke yesterday that made me laugh a lot. What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period. Super corny, but I loved it.

maxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What would Winnie the Pooh grandma name be ? -Pooh Nanny ;)

Kaxxxxxx

Prahran, VIC, AUS

You must be made of platinum… because every time you smile, my standards go up.

Lixxxxxx

SGP

What do married men do after sex? .............................. GO Home!

brxxxxxx

Tupelo, MS, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!

smxxxxxx

Zurich, ZH, CHE

Why did I bring sugar to our chat? Because I knew you’d be the daddy to stir it up .

Rexxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."