FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

daxxxxxx

Launceston, TAS, AUS

What does a robot do after a one-night stand? He nuts and bolts.

Suxxxxxx

Liljeholmen, AB, SWE

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

Baxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Blacker the Berry- Sweeter the Juice ;) And not the Juice in a cup..... lol

laxxxxxx

Hastings, HKB, NZL

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Erxxxxxx

Lewisville, TX, USA

Do you know what the name La Quinta means? The hotel next to Dennys

Hoxxxxxx

Sparta, NJ, USA

Sweet is my vibe… but my favorite poison is a limitless black card.

jaxxxxxx

Bear, DE, USA

Wanna know my favorite show growing up? The price is right!

chxxxxxx

Bradford, BRD, GBR

I’m like a good investment—high return, low maintenance.

kaxxxxxx

Bristol, VA, USA

I've got jokes so corny you'll need to get your butter out!

Mixxxxxx

Kingston, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the ATM? Because she heard her allowance was about to go through the roof!

Kaxxxxxx

Calhan, CO, USA

What do you call a daddy who has diabetes? A sugar daddy. Diabetic humor because i am diabetic.

Jaxxxxxx

Bangkok, Bangkok, THA

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.

Kaxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

A flight has been delayed, leaving a disgruntled gentleman demanding the situation be rectified... He approaches a flight attendant, exclaiming, "Do you know who I am?" To which the lady picks up the intercom responding, "Excuse me, does anyone know who this man is? If anyone can help him identify who he is, please come forward."

skxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her neighbor? Got any sugar for me?

laxxxxxx

San Luis Obispo, CA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Hoxxxxxx

Tallahassee, FL, USA

Why was the sugar so good at dancing? It had all the right moves, especially the sugar rush!

Brxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Why did the sugar get invited to every party? Because he was so sweet!

ROxxxxxx

Bristol, CT, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy-bear

Myxxxxxx

Lake Charles, LA, USA

Why did the cupcake go to therapy? Because it had muffin left to lose!

Grxxxxxx

Oshkosh, WI, USA

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere. VW