FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

VExxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to therapy? Because she couldn’t deal with anyone who wasn’t rich in flavor and sweet in action.

suxxxxxx

Utica, NY, USA

What did the fallen clock say to the brand new sugar baby? "Oh looks like we're all broke now!" {I'm bad at jokes!!!!}

Lyxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Suxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Want to play Barbie? You can be Ken, and I can be the box you come in

Asxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

Where do Viking Cowboys go when they die? Y'allhalla.

Caxxxxxx

Loveland, OH, USA

Why did the generous gentleman keep candy in his briefcase? Because he liked to keep things sweet wherever he went.

coxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside." (thank you reddit)

Brxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! I hope that doesn't offend anyone. It is just the right amount of inappropriate

Lixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy get kicked out of the bakery? Because he was trying to "buy" his way into a sweet relationship!

Saxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done .

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why do sugar babies never play hide & seek? Because good things don't hide ;)

yexxxxxx

Rockville, MD, USA

what do you call a sugar baby who always gets her way? A sweet negotiator! ;)

cexxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

What do you say to two fetuses making out on a couch? Get a womb!

swxxxxxx

Wanganui, MWT, NZL

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bank? Because he heard the interest rates were climbing!

Prxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed vegetable

v_xxxxxx

Bryn Mawr, PA, USA

Sugar daddies are like WiFi. The closer they are, the stronger the connection!

cuxxxxxx

Santa Ana, CA, USA

Man in his 70's went to his doctor and told him he was thinking of having an arrangement with a sugar baby. Doctor asked him about the sugar baby to be. The sugar daddy said she is beautiful and and 23 years old. The doctor said this could be fatal. The sugar daddy said well if she dies she dies.

nexxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I told my sugar daddy I wanted something with diamonds… he got me a deck of cards.

Amxxxxxx

Whitford, AUK, NZL

Don't worry dishes, no body's doing me either!! HAHAHA ;)

Kaxxxxxx

Roanoke, VA, USA

If your uncle Jack was on the roof and needed help down would you help your uncle jack off?