FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

faxxxxxx

Bournemouth, BMH, GBR

I used to think I'm indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... Nonetheless, if you're looking for a bad girl then look no further - I'm bad at everything. If alcohol is bad, why did they make wine so tasty?

myxxxxxx

Maastricht, LI, NLD

You know what they say.. If you really Adore her then you should Dior her

alxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bank? Because he heard the interest rates were climbing and he wanted to stay on top of things!

baxxxxxx

North Bay, ON, CAN

What do Penises and Rubik's cubes have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets ;)

haxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Why did the older man start dating a much younger woman? Because his Wi-Fi went down, and he needed someone who actually knew how to fix it.

shxxxxxx

Baptistown, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy's wallet go to therapy? Because it was tired of being sucked dry by all the gold-diggers

BLxxxxxx

Brooksville, FL, USA

What do you get if you mix a Ho-Ho and a Ding-Dong together? You get Twinkes!

ELxxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

Sexxxxxx

Cubao, Metro Manila, PHL

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date?" Because she was ready to level up-sweetly and securely!

msxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

What do sugar babies and sugar daddies have in common? They both know how to keep things sweet and simple.

vixxxxxx

AL, ITA

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

maxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

What do you call it when a suagr daddy falls in love with a girl?? Candy Crush

mixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet koalafications!

Drxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

Where do polar bears keep their money? -In a snowbank.

Quxxxxxx

Vanderbijlpark, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to our date? Because he heard i had high standards!

mAxxxxxx

RM, ITA

Why don't sugar cubes ever get bored? They're always in a sweet mood

chxxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

baxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she had high standards! I know it's a little corny but bear with me! LOL!

lixxxxxx

Hutchinson, KS, USA

What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts.

mexxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

Knock knock (who's there ) girlof (girlof who?) girl of your dreams lol corny I know I tried