FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

myxxxxxx

Sao Domingos do Maranhao, MA, BRA

Por que o lápis foi para a aula de música? Porque ele queria aprender a desenhar uma boa nota! Kkkkkkkkkkk

kuxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Sugar Baby Jokes: 1. I’m not gold digging… I’m just allergic to being broke. It’s a medical condition. 2. I don’t chase men. I chase wire transfers. Much more rewarding. 3. Why be stressed over bills… when you can be blessed over brunch? 4. My love language? Gifts. With receipts that prove effort. 5. I don’t do “situationships.” I do sponsorships. Let’s be clear. 6. He said I was high-maintenance. I said, “You’re just low-budget.” 7. Call me ...

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goxxxxxx

Chelmsford, MA, USA

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of workout? Cardio—so he can keep up with all the shopping trips!

Boxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from? A sugar daddy. And for a non-sugar, dad joke - Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch. Yeti doesn't mind.

haxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What do you call a masturbating cow? -Beef Stroganoff

drxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the girl bring jumper cables to the date? Answer: Because I was hoping to spark something with us :/ !

naxxxxxx

Anna Maria, FL, USA

_docteur j'ai un problème j'oublie tout ! _ depuis quand? dit le docteur _ depuis quand quoi? Repondit le patient.

Arxxxxxx

New Caney, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that falls in love ? A candy crush!

goxxxxxx

Valdosta, GA, USA

How many lips does a flower have? Tu-lips What would bears be without bees? Ears lol

jxxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the daddy was high value.

loxxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week’s hottest single.

loxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go broke? Because he couldn’t stop giving his ‘sweetheart’ a sugar rush

mmxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

Why do blondes Wear underwear?to keep there ankles warm lol

cexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan. Here's another, If he has life alert and a yacht, he’s not too old, he’s vintage.

JExxxxxx

Sherwood Park, AB, CAN

What do you blow to make a wish? ............... A Sugar Daddy!

Jpxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did the coffee say to the sugar? You make life sweeter.

joxxxxxx

Chevy Chase, MD, USA

What kind of bagles do pilots eat? The PLANE ones!

mixxxxxx

Invercargill, STL, NZL

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? Your sugar daddy;)

imxxxxxx

Hope, NJ, USA

Why did I stop dating guys my age? Because I realized refined sugar is better than raw.

GOxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever play hide and seek? Because good Daddies always find them… with gifts