FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

koxxxxxx

Malton, ON, CAN

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is Glucose guardian!!!

itxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find his sweetest match!

Lixxxxxx

Abingdon, OXF, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a "higher" allowance!

swxxxxxx

Stanthorpe, QLD, AUS

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk Your turn!

luxxxxxx

Canton, MI, USA

I believe that that the best things in life are free, but for everything else there is Mastercard.

spxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

What does a Sugar Baby blow to make a wish?! A Sugar Daddy!

krxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal

ALxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Friend: What are those things you blow to make a wish? Me: Sugar daddies?

suxxxxxx

Clearfield, UT, USA

What do you call it,when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

blxxxxxx

Cambridge, ON, CAN

What's your biggest pro/ con? My mouth ;)

Wexxxxxx

Southwark, LND, GBR

It's safe to say that you're might fine, but how about we work on changing that F in to an M and make you mine?

paxxxxxx

Goodyear, AZ, USA

Why did the fish hold his breath under water?

Cixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Well for most part i can say for myself is i am very open mined and free spirited lady with good sense of humor and good vibe as well . I am very trasnaparent kind of person and everyone enjoys my company very . There is always no dull moment around so feel free to text anytime

Maxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What's a sugar baby's favorite type of math? Subtraction! Less talk, more gifts.

Phxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why are millennials the best sugar daddies? They're the best at f*cking future generations.

ohxxxxxx

Santa Clarita, CA, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy ;)

sixxxxxx

Kingstree, SC, USA

A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... "Daddy, I'm cumming!" "Hi Cumming, I'm dad!"

rixxxxxx

Johnson, AR, USA

"need someone with a keen eye for detail for touch up of property." The next day, he gets a call from a lady enquiring about about the position. She arrives later that day and he's floored by her beauty: blonde, leggy, bodacious. She asks him "what's needing done, sugar?" He replies "my porch is requiring a new paint job. Are you sure you're up for it? It is rather demanding work." She responds "oh no worries, sugar. I saw it on my way in and i think i can...

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Baxxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? He wanted to find his sweet treat.

roxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.