FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

yoxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with the ATM? Because it had too many withdrawals and no emotional deposits!

caxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

What kind of bees make milk?? BOO BEES!..... lol

bexxxxxx

Paradise Valley, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw in more cash!

foxxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

What did the monkey say when half his tail fell off? It won't be long now

Trxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

"Why did the sugar baby break up with the ATM? Because she wanted interest, not just withdrawals!

xxxxxxxx

Lacombe, AB, CAN

They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can book flights, buy shoes, and cover brunch. That’s close enough!

unxxxxxx

Ogden, UT, USA

what happens when u fight a dinosaur? u get jurassick

suxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Whats empty and need refill....?!?!.. Hmmm,my bank account!

asxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the relationship was going to be sweet at the top!

Mixxxxxx

Spring Hill, FL, USA

Why don't sugar babies play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always looking this fine.

quxxxxxx

Shrewsbury, SHR, GBR

I told my sugar daddy I wanted something that sparkles. He brought me Sprite.

Maxxxxxx

Bonn, NW, DEU

Not sure you'd call it a joke, but I love that the gender neutral term is Glucose Gurdian XD

LIxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

How do you get a tissue to dance...? You put a little boogie in it haha

Prxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Catch flight not feelings. No sour feelings only sweet puns here

Lexxxxxx

South Bend, IN, USA

You're sugar, Im coffee, and together we're the perfect mix! Do you like suger, because im about to sweeten up your life?! Are you a lollipop, because id love to savor you slowly?!

amxxxxxx

High Wycombe, BKM, GBR

Are you made of sugar? Because every time I’m around you, life just gets a little sweeter!

Arxxxxxx

Greer, SC, USA

-What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a bby? -Candy Crush!

Lyxxxxxx

Wildomar, CA, USA

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you leave, life gets a little less sweet!"

chxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? Your sugar daddy!

dixxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

They was two blondes on the top of a building and they both fell at the same time. One of them landed quicker because the other one had to stop for directions.Lol