FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

nixxxxxx

West Liberty, KY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level! (wink) Hope that one sweetened your day!

swxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

swxxxxxx

Attleboro, MA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

kaxxxxxx

Whitecourt, AB, CAN

never got the hype about having a sugar daddy until i found out that my father having a junk food problem doesn't count

sexxxxxx

Fair Oaks, CA, USA

Why didn't ken ever get barbie pregnant????? Ken came in a different box!!!!!

nuxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

What can you serve but not eat ? a tennis ball !

noxxxxxx

Groesbeek, GE, NLD

Waarom ging het suikerklontje naar de dokter? Omdat hij zich niet goed voelde, hij was een beetje brokkelig!

Ruxxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles... What did rapper fifty-cent do when he got hungry? 58

Prxxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

Why was the tomato blushing? ............... Because he saw the salad dressing!!

phxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Where do bad rainbows go? To prism, it's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect!

Rexxxxxx

Clearwater, FL, USA

What do you call a pig that knows Karate? pork-CHOP

Skxxxxxx

New Sharon, ME, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a lil boogie in it

voxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why shouldn't you trust Atoms? Because, they make up everything! ;)

trxxxxxx

Huntsville, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby wear a crown to brunch? Because she’s the queen of mimosas, and the bill was on him. Corny I know it's ok..lol

bexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

why did darth vader have to change his name? the storm troopers kept laughing when they called him master vader

stxxxxxx

Capelle aan den IJssel, ZH, NLD

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she was looking for someone who could take her to new heights!

Hexxxxxx

Pikeville, KY, USA

Did your licenses get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

bexxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

Knock knock Whose there Me Me who Me Me who Open the door and you'll see

saxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

maxxxxxx

Danbury, CT, USA

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.