FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

gixxxxxx

SGP

so i travelled to the U.S by myself when i was 19, and i love drinking water..so when i was on the plane, i drank so much small cups of water (one cup is not even enough to clear my thirst) and i stacked it up. i am embarassed that i got so much water to drink and this guy sat beside me, his table was not placed up and he was sleeping... i placed all the cups on his table so people will think he was the crazy one, not me. hahaha! he got a shocked when he woke up saw m...

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rexxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?? "He forgot to wrap his whopper"

MIxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Simba was moving to slow so I told him to mufaso. #itainteazybeincheezy

imxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

fixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Vexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What’s a Sugar Baby’s favorite workout? Cardio… because running through a daddy’s mind all day is exhausting!

pexxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar and the whipped cream get a room? Because things were about to get extra sweet… and a little whipped!

Stxxxxxx

Somerville, AL, USA

Why are pirates pirates? They just ARRRRRRRRRRR.

snxxxxxx

Newcastle, NSW, AUS

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the sugar daddy had high standards!

Vaxxxxxx

Medellín, ANT, COL

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to syrup up!

maxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Remember: after youve bullied someone, walk a mile in thier shoes. Then youll be a mile away, and theyll have no shoes!

Gixxxxxx

Oak Lawn, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby get straight A’s? Because her allowance depended on it.

laxxxxxx

Opelousas, LA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bank? Because he wanted to make a big deposit!

enxxxxxx

Lexington, KY, USA

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost bite! I'm better at NSFW jokes

Kixxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

baxxxxxx

Luton, ENG, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Msxxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

What do dentists and sugar babies have in common? They both want money before they touch you Ps. Yes I came up with that myself

Alxxxxxx

Kellogg, ID, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Lixxxxxx

Porto, Porto, PRT

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To raise her standards, of course.

rrxxxxxx

Cebu City, Central Visayas, PHL

-Hate the player, love the game! -What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. -How are relationships like algebra? Because you look at your X and wonder Y. -What did the romantic baker say to his dough? “I knead you.” -Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art. -Did you hear about the notebook that married the pencil? -She finally found Mr. W...

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