FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Sexxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming.

syxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

jaxxxxxx

McMinnville, OR, USA

What did the blind man say when he fell in the well??? Oh well

soxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy asks "Is this whiskey?" Elmer says "yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!"

Lexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? She heard he was high value man.

Prxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

What do you call sugar that loves to dance?? A sugar shaker!!!!

iixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the Sugar Daddy take Envy shopping on the first date? Because she said she liked it dirty… and he thought she meant martinis and Dior.

Hixxxxxx

Leipzig, SN, DEU

Why did the sugar daddy bring a jar of honey to the bank? Because he likes his accounts sweet…and his interest rates even sweeter!

Alxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why do dolphins only swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. Corny I know lol but still a joke none the less :)

Atxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he heard his baby was a total snack and he wanted to step up his game!”

amxxxxxx

Chatham, ON, CAN

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head nurse. What's the difference between gingers and shoes? Shoes actually have souls. Why did the orphan go to church? So they can finally have a father.

elxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the conversation was going to reach new heights!

Quxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you call a wanna be Sugar Daddy? -A Splenda Daddy !! I don't like aspartame/Splenda I like the REAL deal.

suxxxxxx

Cheyenne, WY, USA

1. Why did the sugar baby wear heels to bed? Because she’s always one step ahead… even in the sheets. 2. What’s a sugar baby’s favorite position? Direct deposit. 3. Why did the sugar daddy never complain? Because she spoils him right after he spoils her. 4. What’s the difference between a fairy tale and a sugar relationship? One starts with “Once upon a time,” the other with “What’s your Zelle?” 5. Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Becaus...

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Luxxxxxx

Gurnee, IL, USA

What has a face two arms no legs and no eyes?? A clock

jlxxxxxx

Fritch, TX, USA

How do you tell which one is the head nurse?? The one with dirty knees

VVxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together?

pexxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

my BOOBs prove that men can focus on two things at once_

Abxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.

blxxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

Do you want to hear pizza joke? Nahhh,it's too cheesy