FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Moxxxxxx

Texarkana, TX, USA

What kind of pants does Mario wear? Wait for it...wait for it. Denim, denim, denim... Lol

blxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

What kind of milk does an invisible cat drink? Evaporated milk

maxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

Aqxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Question: I once had a cat that swallowed A ball of yarn Answer: She had mittens

tixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Dad joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other.... Because they don't have the guts

Auxxxxxx

Battle Creek, MI, USA

What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy when he asked for a little more sweetness? ‘You know I’m all about that extra sugar, just don’t forget the spice!'

Chxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

itxxxxxx

Kingston, NY, USA

A brick got killed in a drive by... He was laid out.

emxxxxxx

Winston-Salem, NC, USA

Where does 007 invest his savings? - Bonds, Stocks and Bonds.

mexxxxxx

Hilliard, FL, USA

What kind of cup doesn't hold water? A cupcake! Hahaha

baxxxxxx

Charleston, WV, USA

what do u blow to make all ur wishes come true?...a sugar daddy!

vaxxxxxx

Harrisburg, PA, USA

Why'd the chicken cross the road?? To get to the other side? I don't know what a sugar joke is

swxxxxxx

Saint John, NB, CAN

Why did the stawberry cry?? Cuz he found himself in a jam

xoxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Rixxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Knock, knock who's there? Six Six Who?? 789...??? What's 789 what does that mean? No seven ate Nine

Sexxxxxx

Achille, OK, USA

I love to laugh and have fun . Im a adventurer, life is to short as it is so lets enjoy it.

zexxxxxx

Austinville, VA, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

twxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the daddy was a high-value man! (I’m sweet, but I also come with a sprinkle of sass.)

luxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard her standards were through the roof! ;)

naxxxxxx

Rotterdam, ZH, NLD

What is it that the more you take, the more you have? Photography.