FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

quxxxxxx

Boiling Springs, PA, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

suxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call a man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women? ...... Artificial Sweetner ;)

prxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

Why should you knock on the fridge before opening it? Because there might be a ranch dressing.

Moxxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

"Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!"

moxxxxxx

Littleton, CO, USA

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the gutts

Scxxxxxx

Tetonia, ID, USA

Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Then it would be a foot

saxxxxxx

Manchester, NH, USA

Did you hear about the sugar that went to therapy? It just couldn’t stop dissolving under pressure!

maxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

Why did the sugar baby skip dinner and go straight for dessert? Because she knew her sweetest deal was already on the table.

Mixxxxxx

Crystal Springs, FL, USA

I’m writing a book on reverse psychology—don’t buy it.

Spxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it!

brxxxxxx

Hanford, CA, USA

Why is it bad to iron a four leaf clover? Because you should never press your luck.

mixxxxxx

Airlie Beach, QLD, AUS

What do you call a sugar daddy falling involve with a girl? Candy Crush!!

maxxxxxx

Eureka, CA, USA

How do you put springs in a water bed? Well spring water of course !

Adxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

what do you called a cow with no legs?.. ground beef. I'm sure you've heard the joke before haha, but hopefully it's better coming from me this time;)

Baxxxxxx

Richmond upon Thames, LND, GBR

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

joxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

Prxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A sugar daddy

Nexxxxxx

Bedford, TX, USA

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colors? They said he had a reptile dysfunction

foxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

kaxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard her sugar daddy was loaded and wanted to reach new heights!