FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Erxxxxxx

Granada, AN, ESP

Why did the sugar baby take a cooking class? To perfect the art of being sugar-coated

mexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start a bakery? Because he was already used to handing out the dough!

baxxxxxx

Basdorf, BB, DEU

Why did the sugar go to the party? Because it was a "sweet" addition to the guest list and wanted to make everything a little more delightful!

Msxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

Why did the sugar baby bring a GPS to the date? Because she heard the best way to navigate life is with someone who knows the route to success!

Jaxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? *Leave me a loan*

blxxxxxx

Menifee, CA, USA

Mikey and Minnie were getting divorced. They were in court and the judge said ...So your divorcing Minnie cause you say she's crazy. Mickey said no I said she's ducking Goofy.

Chxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

1. Why did the girl sprinkle sugar on her pillow? Because she wanted to have sweet dreams! 2. Sugar cravings are a piece of cake to satisfy ;)

BAxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Why did the sugar baby break up with the millionaire? Because their interest rates were too low!

faxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

Sometimes I'm Choco-LATE to everything, but when I do arrive, I'm a real treat! Annnnnd THAT was super corny! Candy corny...to be exact. But thank you for your time!! I'm here all day!!

lyxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

I tried to write a love letter with sugar, but it just turned out to be a sticky situation... - Google

spxxxxxx

Danville, VA, USA

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest, sugar daddy.

baxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

I had dream last night that I was a muffler.... I woke up exhausted

kaxxxxxx

Medellín, ANT, COL

¿Por qué el sugar daddy siempre lleva una escalera? ¡Porque quiere llevar su relación a otro nivel!

Kixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Is he your father? No, but I call him daddy behind closed doors!

roxxxxxx

Sunbury-on-Thames, ENG, GBR

This one's great, if you like dad jokes ;) How do you make an Eggroll? You push it

udxxxxxx

Lisbon, Lisbon, PRT

Por que o açúcar nunca é triste? Porque ele está sempre refinado!

thxxxxxx

Abercrombie, ND, USA

What do you call a fake spaghetti..... an impasta !

caxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

For my bubblegum lovers

mixxxxxx

Taipei, TPE, TWN

What did the sugar say to the coffee? You make me sweeten up! Why did the candy go to school? Because it wanted to become a smartie :)

Kexxxxxx

Athelstone, SA, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on their date? Because they wanted to take things to the next level...and also pay for it!