FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Baxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why don't girls wear dresses in the winter Because their lips get chapped

Maxxxxxx

Schaumburg, IL, USA

Did you hear about the sugar thief? She had some sweet moves.

kexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Alright! Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

chxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

whxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Why couldn't the Avon lady cross the street? Because her lipstick

Rexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.

omxxxxxx

Junction City, KS, USA

Una hermosa sugar baby de 19 años aparece en la puerta de un sugar daddy de 80 años. La vivaz chica lo abraza y exclama "¡Vamos arriba y tengamos sexo increíble!" El SD responde "A mi edad, es una cosa u otra"

asxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls inlove with a girl? Candy crush!

RAxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she wanted to take things to the next level!

poxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Are you a sugar cube? Because I can’t resist dropping you into my life.

ezxxxxxx

Sunshine Coast, QLD, AUS

Why are koalas not considered as bears ? Because they meet the koalafications heheh

ryxxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

"Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to new heights! "

kaxxxxxx

Stone Mountain, GA, USA

I can’t find my treasure anywhere. Can I search your chest and see if it’s there? Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you. I'm aware they're cheesy. Yes

Maxxxxxx

Halifax, NS, CAN

Why don’t sugar daddies ever go broke? -Because they always invest in younger assets!

Faxxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

What are those things that you blow to make a wish, Sugar Daddy? Seems the only man a girl can trust is her (sugar) daddy. (Glucose Guardian)

loxxxxxx

Cannon Beach, OR, USA

Why does the cemetery have gates Because people are dying to get in

KAxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

yaxxxxxx

Mérida, YUC, MEX

Que le dijo una fresa a una corriente? Respuesta:Ach que corriente

loxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

What did the cove say when it fell off the bed??? Oh sheets lol!!!

MOxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why is the sugar(SB) so good at making friends? Because it always kept things sweet