FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

dexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Girl: where we going to eat sugar daddy ? … sugar daddy: not sure, I don’t want to “Splenda” lot of money

snxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start a bakery? Because he wanted to make dough while spending it on something sweet!

msxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

are from tennessee? cause your the only the only ten i see! haha

laxxxxxx

Pleasant Garden, NC, USA

Whats a sugar daddy that doesn't want any sugar? A splenda daddy

vaxxxxxx

Berlin, BE, DEU

What’s a sugar’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good sugar beat! Why don't sugar cubes ever make good comedians? They’re always too sweet to crack a joke!

bbxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen a sad girl with a designer bag?

noxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

Why did my sugar daddy bring a magnet to our date? Because he wanted to attract some attention...

suxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

nixxxxxx

Port Elizabeth, EC, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she wanted to take things to the next level!

naxxxxxx

Friendswood, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she stopped being sweet and started acting expensive!

tjxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator

flxxxxxx

Morgan Hill, CA, USA

Why did the barber win the race?......he knew a shortcut

aexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why is dark spelled with a K instead of a C? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because you can't see in the dark!

Mixxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because his baby said she wanted to rise to the top!

jaxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

why was the math book sad? because it had too many problems.

hixxxxxx

Cape Town, WC, ZAF

They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen someone sad on a shopping spree?

Syxxxxxx

Marysville, WA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich and smart in order to attract pretty, young woman is not a sugar daddy.. he's an artificial sweetner.

gixxxxxx

Bonney Lake, WA, USA

I want to be a sugar baby but can you be my sugar daddy all jokes

brxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard her sugar daddy was a real "high roller"!

sexxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."