FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

slxxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

a man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy". he's an artificial sweetener.

Bexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why is Santo so happy? He knows where all the naughty girl live. Lol

crxxxxxx

Orangeville, ON, CAN

What did one snowman say to the other? It smells like carrots over here!

Slxxxxxx

Clarksville, TN, USA

I told my sugar daddy I needed some space… so he booked me a trip to NASA.

blxxxxxx

Ypsilanti, MI, USA

What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me

kexxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true A sugar daddy

soxxxxxx

El Carmen, Provincia de Manabi, ECU

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

loxxxxxx

Davenport, IA, USA

"There's something that bothers me a lot". What is it? "You have the same name as my dad". No problem I prefer to go by my nickname anyway. "Oh cool, what is it?" Daddy. hahaha my favorite one

Sexxxxxx

Ghent, VLG, BEL

Why do sugar daddies make great investors? Because they always know where to put their money for the best returns!

8Pxxxxxx

Barnet, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she's ready to climb the sweet life with you!

Brxxxxxx

Medicine Park, OK, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a Sugar Baby?? Candy Crush.

Saxxxxxx

Bradford, BRD, GBR

What do you call a Salt Daddy? A guy who doesn't have the means to afford a sugar baby but wants one. Haha

haxxxxxx

Jupiter, FL, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy :)

Anxxxxxx

Ponte Nova, MG, BRA

— Por que o livro foi ao médico? — Porque ele estava com muita página virada!

lexxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What do you call a fake noodle?? An Impasta!!!!!!!

Lixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy...lol

bxxxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with a designer bag again? ;)

imxxxxxx

Summerfield, FL, USA

whats 7 inches and EVERYONE LOVES!!!??? :) Money !!

Baxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What goes up but never down? this is the perfect b-day joke to write on your grandmothers b-day card Answer....... your age...

Maxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

My friend tried to tell me that sugar is bad for my health, but I think they’re just trying to be a “buzzkill.”