FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

plxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

My crush is ugly, just with the gly. "U"

bixxxxxx

Bellevue, WA, USA

Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Bc there's no point

Shxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

What did one testicle say to the other? This is nuts. What do you call a dog that is a magician? A labracadabrador

Mixxxxxx

Southbank, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find a sweet treat that wouldn't give him a sugar rush!

xvxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

I'm broke Ha I'm a sugar baby an I get daddy's money

suxxxxxx

Huntly, WKO, NZL

I think kitty needs some biscuits in her bowl.. xx

joxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

Why there is no pregnant baby dolls? Because kant came in the wrong box

Kaxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

What kind of footwear is made of money? Cashews :D

Laxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I like romantic walks to the bank and down 5th ave

maxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

What did the Sugarbaby think Splenda sugar is? Diet Coke !!!

haxxxxxx

Alto, TX, USA

Why did the kid put SUGAR under his pillow..... So SHE would have sweet dreams!

Roxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!!!

Amxxxxxx

Orem, UT, USA

How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."

Bbxxxxxx

Oak Brook, IL, USA

What's the perfect sugar daddy? A Sugar Daddy with Diabetes LOL

Brxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

There's 2 olives in a tree. One falls to the ground. The other asks, "are you ok?" He looks up and replies, "olive" hehehe

Lixxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

Don't Ask my number unless you wanna be my sugar daddy that will rock your world

Gixxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

What do you blow to make a wish?? ~a sugar daddy

Cixxxxxx

Vineland, NJ, USA

IF YOU DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN PLEASE KEEP SCROLLING!!!!!

Brxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Life is like business, make each transaction count.

Raxxxxxx

Elburn, IL, USA

Take me shopping or send me money. Be different lol