FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Jaxxxxxx

SGP

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level!

blxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

“Here’s a little joke for you, just to lighten things up… Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take things to new heights But really, I’m just here to see what kind of sweet things you’re offering… care to share?”

Xexxxxxx

Hudson, OH, USA

They say you can tell how long a sugar baby has been with her guy, the same way you can age a tree.. by the number of rings!

stxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do BOAT stand for ???? -Bust out another Thousand

syxxxxxx

Skjaerhalden, Østfold, NOR

What do you call a sugar cube that can sing? A sweet melody!

jIxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I once had a sugar daddy, nothing word, my father had type 2 diabetes

jaxxxxxx

Chico, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? Because his “sweet” withdrawals were getting out of hand! Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he wanted to “raise” his standards!

Roxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to his date? Because he heard the relationship was about to go to new heights! Hope that brought a smile to your face!

Dexxxxxx

Burbank, CA, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy lol.

roxxxxxx

Plano, TX, USA

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest…

Anxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to new heights—financially and emotionally!

stxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because her sugar daddy told her to “step up her game!"

coxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!

lixxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

woxxxxxx

Jackson, MI, USA

I started dating a girl who answers the phone during sex. I finally had to quit calling her so much.

Nixxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What's your favorite tea? You shaw-tea. Your heart fell, did you want me to pick it up?

swxxxxxx

The Colony, TX, USA

Why did the Sugardaddy have to go to the dentist? Because his Sugarbaby was so sweet she gave him a cavity.

zexxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

fuxxxxxx

Milton, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

usxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

why did the condom fly across the room? bc it was pissed off