FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

tixxxxxx

Carleton Place, ON, CAN

How can you tell your sugar baby really likes you? She made sure to smell like your favourite baked good

qwxxxxxx

Lorain, OH, USA

What did the sugar say to the coffee? “You’re my brew-tiful one!”

Caxxxxxx

Monroeville, OH, USA

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? A sugar daddy has never had a garbanzo bean on his face

saxxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

What do you call fake spaghetti? An Impasta!!!! lol Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Why don’t skeletons fight each other? other? Because they don’t have the guts!!

baxxxxxx

La Crosse, WI, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a map to her date? She heard he was loaded and didn’t want to get lost on the way to his bank account.

Kexxxxxx

Lake Luzerne, NY, USA

-Why don't girls from ( insert small town name) do reverse cowgirl? - You don't turn your back on family Cheesy but funny ish

Joxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? It couldn't handle all the sweet pressure!

r3xxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she was ready to step up her lifestyle!

caxxxxxx

Lambeth, LND, GBR

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug What do you call a man without a space on his head? Douglas

swxxxxxx

Canberra, ACT, AUS

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the stakes were high!

lixxxxxx

Lenoir, NC, USA

Did you hear about the sugar that went to therapy? It just couldn't stop dissolving under pressure!

klxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Not good with jokes haha but What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Blxxxxxx

Perris, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who falls in love with a girl? "CANDY CRUSH" A man who pretends to be rich to attract young women is not sugar daddy... "He's sweet&low"

buxxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

"Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level...and pay for it!"

hoxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar baby break up with her sugar daddy? Because he said she was too sweet for him!

brxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start a bakery? Because he was already used to rolling in the dough!

tixxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Why did the surga daddy bring a latter to the date? Because he heard his date was on the top shelf!!

Cexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for :) lol

nixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long! Hope that gives you a chuckle!

sixxxxxx

Salisbury, NC, USA

A man pretending to be rich to get with a woman is not a sugar daddy - he's artificial sweetener. The human version of Splenda.