FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

hoxxxxxx

Saunderstown, RI, USA

Why does a hummingbird hum? Because it doesn't know the words!

Oexxxxxx

Dover, PA, USA

A blond is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blond starts sobbing uncontrol-lably. Confused, her husband says, "It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved." After a few moments, the blond, still crying, asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

Fexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Have you ever smelt moth balls? Yea. Really? Howd you get them little legs apart?

Caxxxxxx

Castle Rock, CO, USA

what do you call a non-sexual sugar daddy? a PayPal.

Baxxxxxx

Nelspruit, MP, ZAF

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Lexxxxxx

Brampton, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the man was a high roller!

Bexxxxxx

Piscataway, NJ, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Texxxxxx

Coventry, COV, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy who's always traveling? A sweet escape artist!

laxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Urxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? Because they wanted to make sure the “numbers” added up!

Tixxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

What do u Rub to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

doxxxxxx

Concordia do Para, PA, BRA

: O que a Lua disse ao Sol? Resposta: - Nossa, você é tão grande e ainda não te deixam sair à noite.

Vexxxxxx

Berlin, BE, DEU

Why did the sugar baby bring a pencil to the date? ... Because they were ready to draw some serious attention ... and maybe a little cash!

krxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why did a sugar baby go on a dating site? To find someone with a sweet deal!

Chxxxxxx

Bloomington, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he wanted to take his sugar baby to the next level!

lixxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

What do i blow to make all my wishes come true? A sugar daddy

lixxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

What do i blow to make all my wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Elxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Well to get to the chicken feed on the other side duh!

luxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with her sugar daddy? Because he stopped being sweet and turned into a Splenda Daddy!

Kixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar go to a therapy? Because it was feeling a little bitter