FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

luxxxxxx

Brookhaven, NY, USA

i don't have any but i'm open to hearing yours soon

thxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!

tixxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why did the duck go to jail, because he was selling quack

Swxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

What do you blow to make your wish come true other than a candle? A sugar daddy!

Quxxxxxx

Oak Harbor, WA, USA

Did you hear about the sugar thief? He had some sweet moves.

Moxxxxxx

Newport News, VA, USA

How many times have you got the question are you her dad while out and about

ipxxxxxx

Chiefland, FL, USA

Why'd the chicken cross the road? .................

joxxxxxx

Shafter, CA, USA

how do fish pay their bills ... with sand dollars.

Anxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

The scientific name for sugar daddy is GLUCOSE GUARDIAN,so papi keep my sugar in check

stxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

"What do you call it when a Sugar Baby falls in love with her Sugar Daddy? Candy Crush. "

RMxxxxxx

Stillwater, OK, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite thing to ride? A private jet… obviously. What did you think I was gonna say?

drxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Men say they want a woman with personality… Good thing mine is expensive. I don’t believe in gold-digging… I believe in wealth redistribution. I told my sugar daddy I was cold… So he bought me a trip to the Maldives. Problem solved.

lixxxxxx

Capitol Heights, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because she was ready to climb the income brackets!

nixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

My wife asked me to spoon in bed but I would rather fork. What does the horny toad say? Rub it. Ok ok one more..... Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

lixxxxxx

Coolangatta, QLD, AUS

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? To make sure the interest was mutual! X

Prxxxxxx

New Albany, IN, USA

What did the dentist say to tiger woods when he came in for a appointment? You have a hole in one

anxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

I told someone generous with me that I needed more space...” He decided to make my world more spacious, in his own style

Sixxxxxx

Paris, FRA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite workout? Lifting shopping bags and running up his credit card.

Tixxxxxx

Birmingham, BIR, GBR

What's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy?Glucose guardian....I'm sure you laughed lol.