FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Nexxxxxx

Acocks Green, BIR, GBR

Why did the sugar break up with the coffee? Because it found someone sweeter and didn’t want to be stirred up anymore!

Cbxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.

anxxxxxx

Brussels, BRU, BEL

Pourquoi les sugar babies sont-elles toujours détendues ? Parce qu’elles savent que leur compte bancaire va bien

Saxxxxxx

Palmyra, IN, USA

What did the Uranium ball write on his sign? "Gone Fission!" Hehe.

Alxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

what do you call a sugar baby on a diet? a sweet little treat

Anxxxxxx

Bolton, BOL, GBR

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many "sweet" issues to work through!

Thxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle all the sweet talk but still kept getting into sticky situations!

jaxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map on our date? Because he didn't want to lose his way to my heart.

suxxxxxx

Zanesville, OH, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

ruxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter... it's not coming anyway :')

sexxxxxx

Watertown, WI, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well idk but he tasted good when he got over here.

Blxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

Why don’t sugar babies play hide and seek? -Because the good ones are too hard to find!

bexxxxxx

São Luís, MA, BRA

Por que o açúcar nunca se sente sozinho? Porque ele sempre encontra um "docinho" para se misturar!

Gixxxxxx

Ponca City, OK, USA

Why did the sugar baby dump her man? Because his wallet was on a diet!

chxxxxxx

Devonport, TAS, AUS

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy.

nuxxxxxx

Port Saint Lucie, FL, USA

I have a friend who lost his medical license for sleeping with a patient. It’s a shame cuz he was a really good vet.

frxxxxxx

Lewisville, TX, USA

a fish was simming in the lake and bumped his head and said "DAM"

Luxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Blxxxxxx

Monroe, NY, USA

Why don't sugar cubes ever fight? Because they always dissolve in the end!

Daxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

A man walks up to a ticket agent in an airport and says, "I want two tits for Pittsburg." He then covers his mouth and states, "Sorry, I meant to say, two tickets to Pittsburg." The ticket agent said to the man, Don't worry, that is what is known as a Freudian slip. Why just this morning I did it with my wife at breakfast. I meant to say Darling, please pass me two pats of butter and a corn muffin. Instead, I said, You miserable bitch, you've ruined my life.