FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

saxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

I'm definitely going to need to hear some of your guys jokes because I am lacking lol

anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Q: What's the difference between Sensuous and Kinky? A: Sensuous they use the feather, Kinky they use the whole chicken.

Asxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth Then its a soap opera

Nixxxxxx

New Castle, PA, USA

What to the bees scream when they get back to the hive? "Honey! I'm home."

Saxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

My boss said dress for the job you want . Not the the job you have. So went as batman .

Lexxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

I don't know any sugar jokes but I do have a silly joke for you.. what do you call a fake noodle?! An inpasta! Ask me where I read that joke at? Lol

cixxxxxx

Newham, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "raw"! Hope that made your day a little sweeter!

juxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite kind of coffee? A rich blend with a little extra sugar!

Baxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

Why do they call it boob sweat? Umm Hellur everyone knows it's just a little humidititties:)

mixxxxxx

Arlington, WA, USA

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

Juxxxxxx

Elizabeth, NJ, USA

What do you call a sugar baby that doesn't want to give you suga? A splenda baby

crxxxxxx

NEC, PHL

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard their sugar daddy was on a whole "new level" of generosity!

Kaxxxxxx

Bristol, BST, GBR

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out

kexxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

What did one wall say to the other wall ?i'll meet you at the corner !

Goxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Daddy: “Money can’t buy happiness.” Me: “Then why am I smiling with this Chanel bag?”

laxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Im a lady Wanna make me laugh?? Show me dollar bills

Raxxxxxx

Franklin, MA, USA

What does a bubble bee use to fix its hair? A honey comb!

Brxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Why did the sugar cube go to therapy? Because it felt a little dissolved in life!

thxxxxxx

Danbury, CT, USA

What do you get when you give a blunt to a spud? A baked potato.

thxxxxxx

Danbury, CT, USA

Somebody asked me, "Where did your sister go hunting?" I replied, "Alaska." They said, "Nevermind, I'll ask her myself."