FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

cOxxxxxx

Clearwater, FL, USA

They say money can't buy happiness but have you ever seen me sad with a new coach handbag?

kaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What comes down and never goes up? Rain What goes up and never comes down?

roxxxxxx

Battle Creek, MI, USA

What is the difference between a Margarita and BOYS? A margarita has the spot every time LMFAO THANK GOD I AM LOOKING FOR A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HIT THAT SPOT :D

Skxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 3. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! 4. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! 5. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

luxxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

What did the egg say to the boiling water??? I don't know if I can get hard , I just got laid by a chick earlier...

Pexxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?.......... 'A wunna-Bee' ;D

Raxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bank? Because he wanted to step up his game!

mexxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

Is your name google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including my dirty thoughts

Mrxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Are you French? Because Effiel for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Why didn't the two fours eat? Cause they already eight.

mixxxxxx

Palmerston North, MWT, NZL

I hope you like bad girls, because I’m bad at everything

Inxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Sugar dating is proof that romance isn’t dead—it’s just professionally subsidized.

Inxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

He told her, “I just want to make you happy.” She glanced at his wallet and said, “You’re this close.”

Lexxxxxx

Sandhurst, GT, ZAF

I'm not saying I'm high maintenance, but my love language is direct deposits.

Goxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

3. Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she was ready to climb to new heights… in luxury!

Jjxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

"I know I'm just some dough covered in tomato sauce and cheese, but I had a really toxic relationship with my father." "Hey, that's a little personal... Pan Pizza."

Loxxxxxx

Palm Beach, FL, USA

“Call me WiFi, because I only connect in areas with a strong signal… and generous benefits. ”

spxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take a suitcase to the party? To carry all the sugar he was sprinkling on the ladies!

hoxxxxxx

Princeton, TX, USA

I told my wallet I wanted to go on a diet... it said, 'You can’t lose what you don’t spend!

Baxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

Why do they call it boob sweat? When it's just a little humidititties:)