FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

caxxxxxx

Aberdeen, SCT, GBR

They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen someone sad on a private jet?

laxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

Why did the sugar daddy bring cookies to the date? Because he wanted to sweeten the deal!

Chxxxxxx

Brookhaven, MS, USA

Why did the sugar daddy cross the road? To get to his sugar baby lol

maxxxxxx

Drumchapel, GLG, GBR

how do you have a party in space? you plan it lol like planet

juxxxxxx

Heroldstatt, BW, DEU

What do you call a sugar daddy who can’t afford luxury gifts? A sweet disappointment.

onxxxxxx

SGP

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because they were trying to raise their allowance!

Kexxxxxx

Golden, CO, USA

What kind of bee gives you milk?? A boobee! ;P:)!

brxxxxxx

San Marcos, TX, USA

Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet enough to give me a cavity!

puxxxxxx

Greenwood, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start a bakery? Because he was great at making things sweet and profitable!

flxxxxxx

Nokomis, FL, USA

It's time to start thinning the herd. We need to start sinking cruise ships.

lixxxxxx

Barnet, LND, GBR

What does the chicken say when it crosses the road Don't let ur legs drop before supper

kcxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

If you answer any of these correctly, you automatically get bonus points. -What kind of fish swims at night? -Why did the cow go to the concert? -What kind of pig does karate? -What do trees drink at the party? -What do you call a Dino that snores?

alxxxxxx

Lock Haven, PA, USA

What's a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit. A chilly dog on a bun:D

Chxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he was raising my standards!

slxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

"Hey friends! Need a sweet pick-me-up? Here's one: Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little 'bitter' about being called 'sweet' all the time!

Luxxxxxx

Hilo, HI, USA

I am sugar. So sweet... I can be in your coffee cup

Goxxxxxx

Smithfield, PA, USA

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Glxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

Why can't sugar daddys ever play chess because they always make the best moves for their queens

mixxxxxx

Manzanares, CAL, COL

Tengo dos chistes jajaja 1. ¿Qué le dijo el sugar daddy a su cita cuando la llevó a cenar? "¡Contigo siempre es dulce y locamente caro!" 2. ¿Por qué el sugar baby siempre lleva un cuaderno a sus citas? ¡Para anotar todas las "dulces" promesas de su sugar daddy!

Maxxxxxx

Rancho Santa Fe, CA, USA

What's better than one pair of new vintage Louis Vuitton... two pairs!