FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

glxxxxxx

Crofton, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? Because they wanted to make sure everything added up before getting invested!

chxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who goes on a diet? A Splenda uncle.

shxxxxxx

Bonville, NSW, AUS

My favourite clean joke.... What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back.... A stick

Sexxxxxx

Federal Way, WA, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Hehe

suxxxxxx

Richmond, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! Hope that made you smile!

10xxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

What do Turtles do on their Birthday??? THEY SHELL-IBRATE!!!

Nixxxxxx

Chatswood, NSW, AUS

What do you call a man who doesn't have a body or a nose? . . . Nobody nose.

Taxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

1) A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. 2) What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal. 3) The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money? Of course, the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you. 4) A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "...

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shxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with the calendar? Because she had too many dates!

sixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who spoils too much? A sweet investment!

kaxxxxxx

Morelia, MIC, MEX

¿Por qué los sugar daddies son como los helados? Porque son dulces, pero también pueden derretirse rápidamente si no se manejan con cuidado!

caxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby, and the doctor said it needed a little "sugar" coating!. What did the sugar say to the coffee? You're always so bitter, I'm the one that adds sweetness to your life!. Why did the sugar cube go to the party? Because it was a "sweet" occasion!

Yoxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

"Are you a sugar daddy or a magician? Because every time I check my account, money mysteriously appears!"

Luxxxxxx

Antwerp, VLG, BEL

"Why can't sugar daddies ever play chess? Because they always make the best moves for their queens!

brxxxxxx

Elmsford, NY, USA

1.They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen a sad girl in a first-class seat? 2."I don’t chase, I attract." … But if he’s rich, I might jog a little.

exxxxxxx

Weymouth, MA, USA

How can you tell if a pepper is nosy? They’re jalapeño business.

Koxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

This is one my 4yr old niece just told me, its not sugar related but cute nonetheless. What is a vampires favorite drink? A Bloody Mary

etxxxxxx

BZ, ITA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he was ready to raise the stakes! Perché lo sugar daddy ha portato una scala a cena? Perché voleva alzare la posta in gioco! Warum hat der Sugar Daddy eine Leiter zum Abendessen mitgebracht? Weil er die Einsätze erhöhen wollte!

Daxxxxxx

Surprise, AZ, USA

Q. What does a Robot do after a one night stand? A. Nuts and Bolts

saxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

Why don't eggs tell jokes ? Cause they might crack up !