FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Suxxxxxx

Bournemouth, ENG, GBR

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because they were raising their standards!

QUxxxxxx

Cape Town, WC, ZAF

What's a sugar's favorite dance The *sweet * shuffle

Chxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

How do mermaids wash their fins...? They use tide :)

laxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Haxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why do sugar babies make the best girlfriends? Because they never argue—just send invoices.

Asxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

What do gay horses eat Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol

taxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Im not sure what im supposed to put here so ill just make a joke :) Why didn't the squeletons fight eachother? Because they didnt have the guts

suxxxxxx

Victorville, CA, USA

“Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he wanted to take his baby to the next level!”

shxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush!

myxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

PNxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

A prostitute walks into a church... She asks one of the nuns where the priest is, and is shown to a dark room. She sits in the darkness until she hears the familiar voice of the priest ask, "What troubles you, my child?" The prostitute replies, "Sorry, Daddy, but I've been a naughty girl." The priest sighs and says, "For the 100th time Shannon, it's 'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.'"

pixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why do sugar daddies make great bakers ? They know how to whisk you off your feet :)

Fixxxxxx

Bruges, VLG, BEL

1. Are you a dessert? Because you just made my life a whole lot sweeter. 2. They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen a sad girl with a luxury handbag? 3. I’m not saying I’m a gold digger, but I do appreciate well-mined opportunities! 4. You spoil me, I’ll keep you young—sounds like a fair investment plan! 5. Who needs a job when being adorable is a full time career.

sexxxxxx

South Bend, IN, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Laxxxxxx

Tower Hamlets, LND, GBR

They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen a sad girl with a luxury handbag?

brxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? ･ ｡ ｡　* 　･ﾟ*｡･ 　　･ *ﾟ｡　　 　 ･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ｡ 　　　ﾟ･｡°*. ﾟ 　　ﾟ｡·*･｡ ﾟ* 　　　ﾟ *.｡｡ Ground Beef.

Raxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why did the SB bring a ladder to the date? Because she was raising her standards! Lol

CJxxxxxx

West Memphis, AR, USA

Why did the tuna fish go to the auto shop because he thought he needed a tone up

chxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Why do sugar daddies make great bakers? Because they always know how to whisk you off your feet!

PNxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

Why did the prostitute become a gardener? Because she was great at making things grow with a little bit of hoeing!