FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Fuxxxxxx

Roswell, NM, USA

Me: Well for Goodness' sake woman, I like what you're doing but can you at least show some enthusiam? Her: Telling a woman to show more enthusiasm works about as well as telling a woman to calm down...

Kexxxxxx

Broomfield, CO, USA

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. I was going to share a vegetable joke...but it's corny!

Arxxxxxx

Oregon City, OR, USA

Baby whale goes up to the daddy whale and asks, "dad where did I come from" dad says, "from my penis" baby says "oh okay thanks dad" dad says your "whaaalecum".

Texxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

My 18 year old Sister said online dating is tough....... In the past 8 years every man she met there ended up in jail!

MGxxxxxx

Chelmsford, ESS, GBR

Why did the Essex girl join this site?? I don't know I'm still waiting to meet you!!

Rexxxxxx

Fulham, HMF, GBR

Question: What's brown and sticky? Answer: A stick! I know, a dad joke! But hopefully it'll make you checkle at least.

gixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Do you like to travel? Because I could see you cuming with me!

Juxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

Why do ducks have tail feathers? . . . To cover their butt quack.

clxxxxxx

Abbeville, MS, USA

I want a good Sugar daddy that can take jokes, and agree with boundaries

laxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

So there are real Sugar Daddy's and there are Sugar Substitute Daddy's (wanna be Sugar Daddy's ) I'm the Real Deal Sugar Daddy .

Roxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

I'm a girl who enjoys funds, you provide the bread and I'll provide the sugar.

isxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What is a health condition most sugar daddies suffer from? Lie-a-betes

haxxxxxx

Princeton Junction, NJ, USA

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

baxxxxxx

Corona, CA, USA

What does a blind gynecologist do??? ..... ..... ...... He reads lips

Anxxxxxx

Lafayette, LA, USA

What is Sugary Sweet and flattens something green???? You sitting on my lap with my bank roll in my pocket!

Rixxxxxx

Charles Town, WV, USA

did you hear about the pony with a sore throat? he was a little hoarse.

Mrxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

What's the difference in you and my glasses? I wish you'd sit a little lower on my face

Adxxxxxx

Barnet, LND, GBR

Is it right to say the yolk of an egg ***IS*** white or that the yolk of an egg ***ARE*** white?

Maxxxxxx

Burnaby, BC, CAN

• What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after their first, big fight? • Leave me a loan! • What do you blow to make your wishes come true? • Ask me for the answer :)

kixxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

What does the mafia and pu**y have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.