FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Delanson, NY, USA

What did the cupcake say to the icing? 'I’m sweet on you!

lexxxxxx

Enfield, LND, GBR

When life gives you lemons make a tequila shot hahahaha

alxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What’s the secret to a perfect sugar arrangement? A little bit of spice, a whole lot of cash, and just the right amount of mystery!

coxxxxxx

Mersin, Mersin, TUR

Why did the candy go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Gexxxxxx

VLI, BEL

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.

wixxxxxx

Annapolis, MD, USA

Why can't dinosaurs clap? ..... because they're extinct!

Msxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

A man who pretends to be wealthy to attract attractive women is not a "Sugar Daddy"; he's a Splenda Daddy.

Esxxxxxx

Piura, PIU, PER

Sugar Baby: Cariño, necesito un auto nuevo… Sugar Daddy: ¿Y qué pasó con el que te compré el mes pasado? Sugar Baby: ¡Ya tiene casi 500 km! No quiero que parezca usado… Sugar Daddy: Entonces mejor te consigo un chofer… así ni lo manejas

dexxxxxx

Blackwell, OK, USA

Are you a bank? Because I feel like you should be depositing something into my life… preferably in cash.

caxxxxxx

VOV, BEL

A little sugar can't hurt anyone, unless your a diabetec ;)

yoxxxxxx

Akron, OH, USA

I would ride that.... a horse du what'd you think I meant

nexxxxxx

Abilene, TX, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

msxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to therapy? Because they had too much emotional baggage—mostly Gucci bags!

kaxxxxxx

Temple, TX, USA

Idk I still laugh at alphabet jokes or really dark humor. This is an A B conversation you better C your way out of it before D jumps of E and Fs you up like a G

xyxxxxxx

Leicester, LCE, GBR

why did the sugar baby go to the doctor? she had a bad case of "sugar-itis"!

paxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

What’s a sugar’s favorite way to relax? By taking a sugar nap!

chxxxxxx

Oudenaarde, VLG, BEL

How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

amxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

#luxurylife  #sugardaddywanted  #shopping  #sugarbabylifestyle  #sexy

kaxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Puns for Dessert Lovers · Don't go baking my heart

cexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

* "Are you a sugar daddy? Because you’ve got me feeling extra sweet today!" * "I don’t need a knight in shining armor… just one with a shining Amex."