FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Suxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

"A sugar baby told her sugar daddy she needed a shopping spree... He replied, 'Define NEED.'"

kyxxxxxx

Hammond, IN, USA

Why do sugar bebies love older men? Because they age like fine wine and spend like there's no tomorrow!

maxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

a dollar a day keeps the doctors bills paid and a sugar baby around

iaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? She kept asking for emotional support instead of shopping sprees!

hdxxxxxx

Winnetka, IL, USA

They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen a sad girl on a yacht sipping champagne?

cuxxxxxx

Coventry, COV, GBR

What's the sugar cube's favourite dance ??? The sweet waltz

RAxxxxxx

Ahituv, Central District, ISR

Why did the sugar cube break up with the coffee? Because it felt dissolved in the relationship!

goxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Sugar Daddy: "You’re only with me for my money, aren’t you?" Sugar Baby: "Aww, don’t be silly! Also, did you buy my cart yet?"

yaxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

"Why did the sugar daddy take his date to the bakery? Because she's too sweet to handle anywhere else!"

gexxxxxx

Clearfield, UT, USA

What do you call a women with one leg longer then the other ?? ilee What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe ?? Roberto

pexxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he wanted to raise his standards!

boxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Splenda Daddy A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off. Man in his 70's went to his doctor and told him he was thinking of having an arrangement with a sugar baby. Doctor asked him about the sugar baby to be. The sugar daddy said, "She is beautiful and 23 years old.". The doctor said, "This could be fatal.". The sugar daddy said, "Well if she dies she dies.".

Anxxxxxx

Mayfield, KY, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy! How do u call ot when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

_mxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels!

sgxxxxxx

Minato, Tokyo, JPN

Q. Why did the sugar daddy bring a calculator to the first dinner date? A. Because he wanted to make sure that the chemistry wasn't the only thing adding up! (Thanks Deep Seek)

bexxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Friend: What are those things you blow to make a wish? Me: sugar daddies?

juxxxxxx

Henderson, NV, USA

What did the Lil lady say to her date? I'm not a sweet treat, I'm the whole desert menu.. xoxo

Slxxxxxx

Wisconsin Rapids, WI, USA

Why didn't the shrimp want to share his treasure? Because he a little Shellfish

Swxxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the stakes were high!

mgxxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

What is a mental patients favorite Christmas song? Do you hear what I hear?