FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

goxxxxxx

Salem, MA, USA

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalottapus

prxxxxxx

Lawrence, KS, USA

What's a duck's favorite snack qhackers What do you get when you mix a gator with a vest. Investigator

kixxxxxx

South Yorkshire, GBR

A man that pretends to have money for me isn’t a sugar daddy, he's more of artificial sweetener

sexxxxxx

Bromley, LND, GBR

whats a penguin favourite shoes? flippy floppers!!

Fixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on their date? They wanted to "take things to the next level"!

Nixxxxxx

Morelia, MIC, MEX

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she was ready to level up! .... I don’t need a prince charming, just a generous gentleman with good taste!

Rixxxxxx

Abingdon, VA, USA

Man walks in a bar w/ three ducks. He tells the bartender that they can talk and sits them down on the bar. The bartender looks and says "well you don't see this every day", so he asks the 1st duck - what's your name and hows your day? The 1st duck says well my name is Hewy and I've had a great day - I've been in puddles all day. The bartender says "well that's great, and he asks the 2nd duck - what's your name?" The 2nd duck says my name is Dewy and I've had a ...

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daxxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

Why did the sugar baby have a sweet smile? Because they had a sugar daddy who spoiled them with treats.

bbxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

1. Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? She was too sweet to handle! 2. What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of workout? Cardio… as in, running up their sugar daddy’s credit card! 3. Why did the sugar mama go to the bank? To check her sugar balance! 4. What’s a sugar baby’s favorite season? Deposit season!

paxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

What made the sugar daddy say hello to the sugar baby ? The way she dressed

Prxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen a woman frown in a five-star spa?))

pyxxxxxx

Saline, MI, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to school? To improve their “sugar-ology” skills lol

swxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

My presence is not a present. It's a loan with interest.

poxxxxxx

Blackpool, BPL, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? He wanted to take things to the next level!

haxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

How did the sugar daddy describe his relationship? It’s a mutually beneficial investment... with a lot of interest!"

Dexxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

"We really need not to eat sugar because we all have diabetic comas in our sleep"

Suxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Sugar disolves in water, so don't go outside in the rain or else I might lose a sweetie like you.

doxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I got nothing - go ask the clowns who call themselves sugar daddies just for picking up the tab at dinner.

doxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I got nothing - go ask the clowns who think they're sugar daddies just for picking up the tab at dinner.

doxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I got nothing, maybe the jokers who think buying a girl dinner makes them sugar daddies can do the legwork on this for once.