FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

doxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I got nothing, maybe the jokers who think buying a girl dinner makes them sugar daddies can do the legwork on this for once.

laxxxxxx

Pocono Summit, PA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? To make sure she could count all the zeros in her sugar daddy's bank account :)

coxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the stakes were high! Why did the sugar daddy start a bakery? Because he’s great at making sweet deals!

iaxxxxxx

Chandigarh, CH, IND

him: what is your motto in life ? Me: if you can't spoil me "point me to someone who can :p

luxxxxxx

Santa Cruz, CA, USA

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain!

Baxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Looking for someone who’s sweet enough to spoil me… but not too sweet, I don’t want to end up with a sugar rush!

Elxxxxxx

Drighlington, LDS, GBR

How do you make your wishes come true? Blow your sugar sugar daddy

lixxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

I told my sugar man I wanted a gold bracelet. He said "done". I said GREAT, I also need a sugar daddy who listens better. Then when I told him I needed some space... he got me a penthouse. I guess we're good now.

moxxxxxx

Helena, MT, USA

I would love to however I'm not sure how dark I could go on this so I'll just do a kid joke why did the bunny cross the road? To do the hip hop

dexxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she was acting too sweet—and he was watching his sugar intak

mixxxxxx

Devonport, AUK, NZL

I don't know what a Sugar Joke is but I have a bad joke to share: Why can't you trust atoms? They make everything up. Sorry :)

Chxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar baby get a promotion? Because they always added a little extra sweetness to the deal

swxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

? Why did bread break up with margarine? - it found a butter lover

anxxxxxx

Titusville, FL, USA

Why are kangaroos bad at sports? Because when they get tired, they run out of bounds. (this is a terrible joke)

clxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

Why don't sugar and salt get along? Because sugar thinks salt is a little too salty!

luxxxxxx

Medellín, ANT, COL

¨They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen a sad girl on a yacht?¨

mexxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

what do you call a fish with no eyes?? blind :3333

gaxxxxxx

Amiens, HDF, FRA

How does the ocean say hi? It waves ! [FR] Tu as trois poussins, tu en veux deux ? Tu en pousses un !

faxxxxxx

Short Hills, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? He heard the conversation needed to be taken to the next level!

Zaxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Him: "I love an independent woman!" Me: "Me too, that’s why I’m independently swiping your card."