FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Anxxxxxx

Livermore, CA, USA

What did Mars ask Saturn ? -hey , why don't you give me a ring sometime

Taxxxxxx

Roseburg, OR, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? Hopefully you

swxxxxxx

Greenwood Village, CO, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the sugar daddy’s wealth was through the roof!

jaxxxxxx

King of Prussia, PA, USA

I don't have a dad ... so im looking for my daddy!

jaxxxxxx

King of Prussia, PA, USA

I don't have a father... so im looking for my daddy!

juxxxxxx

Buford, GA, USA

What do you call something that's wet... Juicy duh

opxxxxxx

Salem, OR, USA

The pink elephant of death definitely needs a seatbelt and a warning label. It still manages to be fun!

moxxxxxx

A Coruña, ESP

No one will ever compare to him unlesss your bank account speaks to me more

yoxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What One Man Don't Do Another Generous Man Will HAHA!!

dexxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

I told my sugar baby I’d give her the world… but she checked my bank balance and downgraded to just dinner.

euxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I’m not saying I’m high-maintenance, but if you were a sugar packet, you’d better be labeled ‘organic raw cane’ only the best for me!

swxxxxxx

El Segundo, CA, USA

Why don't sugar babies ever get lost? Because they always know how to find the sweetest path

Luxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

You’ve definitely got me feeling sweet inside, like a warm, comforting cup of cocoa on a chilly day, smooth, rich, and impossible to resist.

Haxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Looking for a sugar daddy... but only if he’s willing to share the cookies!

Lixxxxxx

Katowice, SL, POL

HEJO HEJO HEJO HEJO MAM NADZIEJŻE NIE UMARŁEŚ ZE ŚMIECHU.

Anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date?

Clxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? It’s not hard…

mexxxxxx

Durban, NL, ZAF

I am currently taking application for a sugar daddy .he must have alot of cash.who wants to apply ?

Lixxxxxx

Sunbright, TN, USA

I was so upset when I found out I had been cloned. I was beside myself!! (Ha,ha)

saxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Do you know why sugar is so positive? It's never salty!