FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Kixxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

Laxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Bekaws......

Raxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to our date? Because he wanted to take me to the next level!

mixxxxxx

Clarkston, MI, USA

What’s your favorite type of sugar—brown, powdered, or me?

suxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

"Hey baby let me spoil you

Nixxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

I love making ppl laugh I like watching comedy shows and one day I would like to go to a stand up comedy show if possible I went to brunch at Nellies on Saturday and it was quite a show there from the outside to the inside the drag queens will have you LOL I know I had a ball watching the show the ppl outside was trying to figure out what was going on them drag queens are hilarious

twxxxxxx

Calabasas, CA, USA

What do you call a cow stuck to the ground -Ground Beef

loxxxxxx

Maidstone, KEN, GBR

Did you hear about the actress who got stabbed? Reese... Wither.... *You'd say* spoon? No with a knife.

alxxxxxx

Zaragoza, AR, ESP

No sé contar chistes, algún defecto tenía que tener ¿no?

wIxxxxxx

McKenzie, TN, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!!

Mexxxxxx

Miami Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he heard his date was high maintenance!

Alxxxxxx

Ft. Pierce, FL, USA

Why do the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side..

Joxxxxxx

Allen, TX, USA

What's sugar favorite type of vacation???? A sweet Escape

unxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Never lose hope, maybe women of your dreams is not born yet..

Maxxxxxx

Frankfurt am Main, HE, DEU

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house. sugar daddies always carry a pencil in case they need to draw their sugar baby in.

bixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

If blackbirds have black babies and bluebirds have blue babies, what kind of has no babies?

rexxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

“What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite kind of candy? Sugar babies, of course—sweet, irresistible, and worth every penny!”

elxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Krxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Looking for a sugar daddy... or at least someone who’ll buy me tacos on a Tuesday.