FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

goxxxxxx

Burlington, MA, USA

I love sugar just like how bees love honey. I'm here to be your pot if you'll be my honey

baxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

"Why don’t melons get married?" " They cantaloupe!"

Zoxxxxxx

Brea, CA, USA

Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you laying in my bed lol

moxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

What's the difference between an 18-year-old and an 80-year? Depends

nyxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I like that male "sugar babies" are called gigolos LOL just a funny word to me

suxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on their date? Because they wanted to take things to the next level!

Izxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you? Blow to make your wishes come true.A Sugar daddy

Izxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you? Blow to make your wishes come true.A Sugar daddy

Swxxxxxx

Holbrook, MA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a higher allowance!

mxxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Why did the medieval knight always carry a spoon? Because he never knew when he’d have to stir up some trouble!

Kexxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!

Maxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy always carry a map? Because he didn't want to get lost in all the sweetness:)

quxxxxxx

Trois-Rivières, QC, CAN

Quel est le comble pour un jardinier ? C'est de raconter des salades !

Quxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What did the biscuit say to the next biscuit when he got run over cuh crumbs

BOxxxxxx

Lufkin, TX, USA

What starts with F and ends in uck?...........fire truck haha

prxxxxxx

Cascais, Lisbon, PRT

what's a sugar daddy's favorite type of coffee? Rich and sweet, of course!

roxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

How do you know how heavy your "red hot chili pepper is?" .... ... you, give it a 'weigh' give it a 'weigh'

suxxxxxx

Aledo, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy always bring honey to dates? Because he wanted to keep things sweet!

stxxxxxx

Harlingen, TX, USA

Who killed captain crunch? That's just a cereal and nobody killed him

Kixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!