FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jaxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts

amxxxxxx

Town and Country, MO, USA

I’m like sugar—sweet, irresistible, and I might just dissolve without proper support!

dixxxxxx

New Haven, CT, USA

Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil who? Never mind, whats the point? Lol

unxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Justttt just justttt gimme your monneeeyyyy . Ahaha

prxxxxxx

Carlsbad, CA, USA

Stop worrying about things that can be fixed!....just move fix them!

paxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

I’d say I’m sweet enough, but a little extra sugar never hurt anyone!

Nuxxxxxx

Jeffersonville, IN, USA

Please be careful getting too much of me, diabetes is a serious problem in America! ( Get it, sugar, diabetes, I'm a nurse! ;D )

Adxxxxxx

Marshall, MN, USA

What do you call a cow with two legs?? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef? But where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever the f you left it!! Haha Why did the lion divorce his wife?? She was a cheetah!?

asxxxxxx

Ithaca, NY, USA

We teach girls that on their birthday they can blow a candle and make a wish. When they get older they realize it doesn't work. Most think the problem is thinking that you cant simply wish and make things come true. A sugar baby realizes that the problem is the candle.

elxxxxxx

Cartersville, GA, USA

“What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of workout?” Swiping… credit cards, not Tinder Why don’t sugar daddies get stressed?” They know money can’t buy happiness… but it can rent it for a while. Why do sugar daddies never stress about their weight? Because they know their wallet makes them look heavier

Amxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Looking for a sugar daddy... because my sweet tooth needs more than just candy!

Bexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Are you scared of ghosts? Yeah, me too – boooooooo!

thxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby!I'm

thxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby!I'm

pixxxxxx

Addison, TX, USA

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!

obxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do sugar daddies & candy have in common? -They both love getting unwrapped :*

kmxxxxxx

Los Alamitos, CA, USA

Why did the sugar break up with the salt? Because it found someone sweeter!

Bixxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get just like this site

Hoxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A sugar baby that loves giving sugar with some cream

Laxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Pour your sugar on me babe in the name of love sweet candy bar