FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

pixxxxxx

Galway, Connaught, IRL

Trick or treat? Or who doesn't love something sweet?

saxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

“Call me your sugar baby—because I’m sweet, but I’m also worth the investment!”

Paxxxxxx

Cornwall, PE, CAN

My friends keep asking me how my life has changed since my vasectomy. To be honest, I don't notice a vas deferens.

Glxxxxxx

Cherry Hill, NJ, USA

Aey there why did the handicap grandad with an messed up finger,scream when he saw the grandson with handcuff well of course he wanted shirt cuffling when his grandson presented the cuff instead

lixxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes

Krxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

What's my favorite from of cardio? Watching you run to the bank for me xoxox

Mixxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

If money can't buy you happiness then you're not spending enough

skxxxxxx

Hardeeville, SC, USA

Why did the sugar mama bring a ladder to our date? She wanted to help me reach my dreams!

HOxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Why did the sugar packet blush? Because it saw the hot tea!

Yaxxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby give her sugar daddy a watch? To remind him that her time is precious -and pricey. (TIME IS MONEY)

rexxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What do cows do on date night ? Go to the moo-vies.

Baxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them

Shxxxxxx

Kingwood, TX, USA

There were two atoms. One atom said to the other "I think I lost an electron!" To which the other atom responded "are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

raxxxxxx

Worcester, MA, USA

I told my sugar daddy I wanted to be treated like a queen. Now he only texts me during royal hours—between 3 and 4 PM, and only if I'm wearing a crown

Maxxxxxx

Tilbury, ON, CAN

Ever tried to write with a broken pencil? You cant! There's no POINT!

Sexxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Sugar Baby: "I’m like your morning coffee." Sugar Daddy: "Strong and energizing?" Sugar Baby: "No, expensive and absolutely necessary. "

Wixxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

"When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome. Now I know why people call you handsome."

kixxxxxx

Eastbourne, ESX, GBR

What do you blow to make your wishes cum true? You're sugar daddy

Haxxxxxx

Apopka, FL, USA

What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie ? Sofishicated lol

mwxxxxxx

Toledo, OH, USA

Why do sugar daddies make great comedians? - Because they always deliver sweet punchlines!